Only a little bit of time this morning, so I thought I would post this little bit of Soviet humor from the days of the old USSR:
A flock of sheep were stopped by frontier guards at the Russo-Finnish border.
“Why do you wish to leave Russia?” asked the guards?
“It’s the NKVD!”, replied the terrified sheep. “Comrade Beria has ordered them to arrest all elephants!”
“But you aren’t elephants!” the guards pointed out.
“Try telling that to the NVKD!” replied the sheep.
The question is, are we getting close to the same thing here with our TSA?